I Was Tagged!

Midwest Hick of Random Ramblings (and if you haven't checked out his blog yet...you must. Simply must. He's freakin' HILLARIOUS.) has tagged me. He said it was because. LOL

So...a taggin' we will go.

Three Random Facts About My Closet:
1)There's no hangy bar thing. So...all my stuff's in Logan's closet. How much closet space does a 6 month old need anyway?
2) There IS a bookshelf in there. Filled to the gills with true crime, John Grisham, James Patterson, John Sanford and everything Vonnegut ever put out.
3) While there's no hangy thing, there is a floor. So, there's 30 pairs of shoes lining the bottom. Yes they're all mine. I don't share my closet. Period.

Three Items I've Never Worn But Still Haven't Tossed:
1)This FUGLY coat my Grandma thought was beautiful, thought of me and bought. I'm sure it was, in 1981.
2) A pair of Dolce and Gabana sandal-heels. I wear a size 11. No...I'm not a sasquatch. They are size 10, and since I could squeeze my skis in them, AND they were on sale, I bought them. It didn't save them from hurting like hell.
3) My mother's nightgown. She was in it when she died. I can't look at it, but I can't throw it away either.

Three Items I'll Never Get Rid Of, No Matter How Ugly They Get:
1) My adidas cross trainers. The most comfy shoes on the planet.
2) My Central Michigan sweatshirt. It's stolen, from someone who got it from lost and found, and regardless of how ugly it is, it's the most comfortable damn thing I own.
3) A pair of my brother's boxers. He left them here, they're mine. They go great with the Central sweatshirt.

Three Items People Wouldn't Expect To Find In My Closet:
1) An adorable turquoise blue strapless dress with a lime green bow around the waist. I freakin' love that dress. And when I wear it...I look like a girl. Go figure.
2) All of my undies make a statement. The one's I'm wearing right now say "Bad Kitty."
3) My old cheerleading uniform. I completely forgot I had it until I was rumaging around in my parents attic. It still fits! LOL

Three items that made me go, "Oh Lord, what was I thinking?":
1) My "I like your boyfriend" t-shirt.
2) My "Porn Star In Training" t-shirt
3) A pair of snake skin pants. Cute as hell...WAAAAAY too tight.


Three things that I have a surprising number of:
1) Socks. I have SO many socks.
2) Tops. The Tops vs. Pants ratio is like 10:1.
3) Purses. Those line the top half of my closet. When you get a new purse, it just sets your whole week right.


Three dominant colors in my wardrobe:
1) Jean.
2) Jean.
3) Jean.


Three items that never fail to put me in a good mood whenever I wear them:
1) That turquoise dress I mentioned earlier.
2) My black "hooker-heels" as they're affectionately called.
3) My favorite pair of Todd Oldham jeans. No jean has ever fit so perfectly.


Three people I will tag (or throw under the bus):
Cheryl...I'm just interested.
Max...I want to see what he comes up with. Men always have great answers to this shit.
and...
Since the person who DID this to me is Mike...(Oh...your evil retribution hasn't even begun to happen. It'll happen when you least expect it...LMAO) I guess I will go with...
MadMunkey.

Cheers!

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